novembre:

mrsoverstreet:

-lexiegrey:

cellulite-freethighs:

housemdlover:


I slept with rachel green in tulsa because i love her

I made out with Ugly Naked Man at coffehouse because he said ‘How you doing’
LOL

I made out with Ugly Naked Man in the men’s restroom because we got drunk and married LMAO

i made out with ross geller in tulsa because we were on a break

I slept with Mike Hannigan in England because I love her.

I broke up with Will Colvert on the copy machine because I can’t get enough dinosaurs.

I made out with Ross Geller in the hospital because he is so darn cute. aww, haha.

novembre:

mrsoverstreet:

-lexiegrey:

cellulite-freethighs:

housemdlover:

I slept with rachel green in tulsa because i love her

I made out with Ugly Naked Man at coffehouse because he said ‘How you doing’

LOL

I made out with Ugly Naked Man in the men’s restroom because we got drunk and married LMAO

i made out with ross geller in tulsa because we were on a break

I slept with Mike Hannigan in England because I love her.

I broke up with Will Colvert on the copy machine because I can’t get enough dinosaurs.

I made out with Ross Geller in the hospital because he is so darn cute. aww, haha.

  1. twirlingwarblers reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    I made out with Chandler Bing at The Xerox place because we were on a break.
  2. zi-xiao-gong reblogged this from degaldo and added:
    a strip club with...in Phoebe’s apartment because he has 3 divorces Jajajajajajajajajaja...
  3. mcdonalds-fetish reblogged this from war-is-over-if-you-want-it and added:
    i broke up with monica geller on the pool table because she owns a porsche
  4. war-is-over-if-you-want-it reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    i gave my phone number to Paolo (agh) in the hospital because he said the wrong name
  5. jungleofmystery reblogged this from c-scorsone and added:
    I made out with Will Colvert at Bloomingdales because he said the wrong name… yeah that doesn’t really make sense :P
  6. josaaay reblogged this from dontletthemgetinyourhead
  7. adoringaniston reblogged this from c-scorsone and added:
    he is so darn cute. YEAH BABY. ♥
  8. permanentlyblackand-blue reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    pool table Because condoms only work 97%
  9. dontletthemgetinyourhead reblogged this from degaldo and added:
    broke up with Joey Tribbiani on Ross’s lounge
  10. portraitofthatgirl reblogged this from degaldo and added:
    ATE HOT FUDGE OFF OF DAVID CRANE AT MIKE’S PARENT’S HOUSE BECAUSE HE SAAID ‘HOW YOU DOIN’
  11. forevercinderella reblogged this from degaldo and added:
    a strip club with Mike Hannigan...my cat is smelly.
  12. endless-bonds reblogged this from the-highway-of-regrets and added:
    I made out with David Crane in the men’s restroom because you slept with my sister. …I was not aware I had a sister…
  13. nigggerific reblogged this from degaldo
  14. makemegohardcore reblogged this from whitegrape and added:
    i broke up with Will Covert in the relaxi taxi because i cant ge enough dinosaurs
  15. misslililala reblogged this from yourletterfromhogwarts and added:
    I made out with Ross Geller in Pheobe’s appartment beacuse i love her.
  16. apirateslifeformeh reblogged this from the-highway-of-regrets and added:
    I made out with Monica Geller on Ross’ lounge because condoms only work 97% of the time….:P bahahahaha!
  17. aglassofrainplease reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    MADE OUT WITH BRAD FUCKING PITT, SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA...to fuck brad pitt, for god’s sake?...
  18. trololololollo reblogged this from degaldo and added:
    out with Phoebe Buffay in Central Park because I married
  19. mssvetlana reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    I made out with Judy Geller in Central Park because i can’t get enough dinosaurs. Oh my gosh, ahahaha.
  20. pipwalrus reblogged this from degaldo
  21. whitegrape reblogged this from apartment20
  22. jolenejolenejolenejoleeene reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    “How you doing”. LMAO
  23. the-motherfucking--fox reblogged this from reparothetardis and added:
    I made a rumor about Chandler Bing in Phoebe’s apartment because I can’t get enough dinosaurs.
  24. weareallunicorns reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    hospital because...love her. Mmh, that’s pretty cool.
  25. ananieves reblogged this from scarletsnow and added:
    I made out with Will Colvert in the games room because he said “How you doing.”
  26. red--sweater reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    i made out with joey tribbiani in masepequa because he slept with my sister
  27. reparothetardis reblogged this from purelyblissful and added:
    I made out with Chandler Bing in the Ralph Lauren elevator because he said, “How you doing?”
  28. juliamlopes reblogged this from apartment20
  29. kayebitch reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    I went to a strip club with Judy Geller at a gym because condoms only work 97% of the time. XD Hahahahaha
  30. cassielovegood reblogged this from zombiesateherbrains and added:
    I made out with Phoebe Buffay in England because you’re obssesive. YAY! PHOEBE! :3
  31. starshollowhomies reblogged this from lorelaidanes and added:
    I got pregnant too Paolo in Atlantic City because he never could me back. hahaha wtf?
  32. missgabytrevino reblogged this from popelka and added:
    I broke up with David Crane in Massapequa because he locked me to a cabinet
  33. zombiesateherbrains reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    ^ agree with the Chandler thing. I made out with Ross Geller in a beach cuz we were on a break. (I wish my birthday was...
  34. xchriscolferx reblogged this from popelka and added:
    i ate hot fudge off of rachel green in the dressingroom because he owns he (she?) owns a prosche! :)
  35. 500mileroadtripwithsue reblogged this from drtorres and added:
    I made out with Will Colvert in the laundry room because he said the wrong name. lol I kissed Brad Pitt? AWW HELL NO!
  36. rizzlesgossipanatomy reblogged this from c-scorsone and added:
    I made out with Paolo in Phoebe’s apartment becaue i love her
  37. no-dark-sarcasm reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    said: How You Doin? hahahahaha
  38. yourletterfromhogwarts reblogged this from popelka and added:
    I started a rumor about Chandler Bing (Oh, I’m already in love with this) on the pool table because he never could me...
  39. vaaau reblogged this from novembre
  40. lostinmusic13 reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    I ate hot fudge off of Rachel Green at a gym because (s)he made a list about me.
  41. blackcoffee2sugars reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    I ate hot fudge off of Paolo in the Ralph Lauren elevator beacause he kissed my mum
  42. popelka reblogged this from apartment20 and added:
    Ahahaha =D I got pregnant to Judy Geller in Minsk, because he (she?) owns a Prosche! =D